Happy Friday the 13th, everyone. To maximize your chances of surviving the day unscathed, my advice you would be to be avoiding:
- walking under ladders
- black cats you see hanging around with devilish old grannies
- spilling any salt
- looking at the new moon over your left shoulder
- picking/finding any five-leaf clovers
- putting your shirt on inside out
- stepping out of your bed left-foot-first
- breaking a glass while proposing a toast or putting a hat on your bed
- cutting your nails today
- breaking mirrors, making pictures fall, opening umbrellas indoors
- singing before breakfast, crossing your knives, stepping on cracks in sidewalks
- breaking a plate, upsetting your pepper, spilling ink
- giving a friend a pair of gloves or a knife (unless you get something back in exchange)
- fastening a button on the wrong buttonhole, making a candle fall over, throwing stones into the sea
- starting a cruise today, sitting on a table (unless one foot is touching the ground)
- passing anyone on a staircase, leaving your new shoes on a table, or putting the left shoe on before the right
- putting the right shoe on the left foot
Yes folks, today sucks hard. I know this because I'm about to walk into my first law midterm exam.
And if today sucks hard for me, imagine if this were your birthday...
For today's Birthday Boys and Girls Friday the 13th is an especially ominous omen of ill omening!
This is due to the trinary nature of the alignments of some of the major planets. We are now in the very thickest of the last Saturn triseptile Mars. We have Mars square Pluto, Saturn opposition Neptune, and some great planetary aspects, especially Mercury Sextile Jupiter, Jupiter trine Uranus, Neptune trine Uranus and Saturn trine Uranus.
Actually, it looks like just about everybody is trine Uranus today.
Since there's some especially large gaseous bodies trine Uranus today, if today's your birthday, you might want to stay at home or risk a complete as-trological prolapse.
Just don't go upsetting any peppers or you'll really be in for it.
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