
I think I'm quitting cold turkey. And warm turkey. In fact, I'm quitting turkey altogether. Especially eating turkey in the altogether (a frightening midnight snack image for my neighbours).
This could be a problem, with twelve pounds of leftovers threatening to become my lunch for the next few weeks. That's a lot of late-night snacking, and I really have to hope my neighbours don't invest in a webcam or I'm ruined, RUINED I tell you!
Yurgl...the L-tryptophan coma is making it difficult to stay coherent, but that could be the studying for my law mid-terms later this week. Possibly both.
And to top it all off, I'm looking at what can only be described as a potential disaster as my own creations begin to lose faith in me and turn against me. I hope it doesn't come to a strike...
No comments:
Post a Comment