So the toxicology results are in on Anna Nicole Smith's body. Can we say f$%ked up?"

And it reads like some kind of screwed up, Quebec provincial election results, only she was way more liberal with what she was taking.

Does anyone else think Kellogs Quebec will release a new cereal just for the occasion?:

Quebec Krispies: "Now with 20% fewer liberals. Contains no referendum. Now an excellent source of ADQ-41."
Beats the hell out of the "PQ Puffs" we were stuck eating in the 90s, I suppose.

Hey don't knock politics. Anna Nicole was political. Even her death was political. Her meds were political.
She was just exercising her constitutional right to civil disobedience.
She was anti-everything.

Anti-anxiety, anti-seizure, anti-depression, antiviral, antibiotics, antihistamines.

Oh yes, and they found nicorettes, B12 vitamins, and Tylenol in her system from before she took the other drugs. Apparently she was feeling a little stressed out, had a headache, and thought that quitting smoking might be a good idea. The she freaked out, seized up and had a little anaphylactic shock on the side.

If this is what happens when you stop smoking, for god's sake, FALL OFF THE WAGON. What, like you're afraid of a little lung cancer at this point?

The hotel staff would have usually been tipped off by the psychotic episodes and screaming, but she was too whacked out on methadone, valium, ativan, muscle building hormones and Robaxacet.

Yeah, back medicine. Apparently she was riverdancing in her spare time.

Hell of a cocktail, though. I still blame the hotel for not getting there in time.

Their first clue should have been the sign on the doorknob: "Do not disturb - MUTATING".

I mean, what the hell was she doing taking muscle building hormones with her anti-psychotic drugs?

Let's think about this for a second People: I think we established back in the 70's that GAMMA RADIATION was an easier way of turning into the Hulk.

Would it have killed her to at least wear some purple pants to bed?

Oh. Wait.

And the coroner's report labels the cause of death as "accidental" overdose.

Accidental.

She was so full of pills you could have hung her from the ceiling fan and used her as a goddamn piñata.

Accidental, that kills me. Well it kills her but it kills me too... What the hell does it take to overdose on purpose these days?

It must have been the B-12 vitamins that convinced the coroner it was accidental. I mean...vitamins. You take vitamins to get better, right? Can't be trying to kill yourself if you take vitamins... And it's B-12 too, which is for lowering stress levels.

You know, if methadone, valium, and ativan don't lower your stress levels, making your pee turn a whole new shade of bright yellow probably won't do the trick either...