"Te tero Roma manu nuda date tela latete"
(I'll crush you Rome with my bare hands! Hand over your spears and hide!)
(I'll crush you Rome with my bare hands! Hand over your spears and hide!)
- Attributed to Hannibal, but I'd argue over which one...
To my Jewish friends: good luck with your construction project in this happy season! How long has it been now...? 3,300 years and you still haven't finished that Overpass?
I know, I know, It has to do something with believing in the one god. Some folks have the Trinity, and you've got the Union. That must be why it's still behind schedule.
And for everyone else, denominational or non: